Orange teeth

I was brushing my teeth in the masterbedroom bathroom. Ethan turned from his bed and asked " Mummy, what are you doing? "

Me " brushing my teeth. Do you brush your teeth?"

E " No "

Me " That is no good. Your teeth will be sick if you dont brush them"

E " Yes, orange teeth"

Me " What? yes, I can see, some are orange" (teasing him back)

E " Black too."

I almost fainted. Thank God he was just pulling my legs. His teeth are fine. No orange nor black :)