Who wants papa?

Again, the 2 were fighting, fighting over their parents, this round.

N " Mummy is mine!"
E " No, Mummy is mine. Papa is yours"
N " No, you can have papa, Mummy is mine!"
E " No, you take papa, I take mummy!"

When I conveyed above to L, he lamented " nobody wants me :) "

Me " Ya, you are an unwanted commodity. If I were you, I would start looking out for better quality old folks home now. "

He gave me a dirty look for speaking the truth :( Well, this is the consequence for teasing and annoying the kids every so often.