My fair lady!

N is a vain pot, no doubt.

She loves outdoor activities very much, resulting in her "tanner" complexion. She once said that she preferred to be fairer. Well, we don't get to choose, do we?

I was just done trimming her fringe and she yelled " itchy!" So I handed her some baby talc and she shoo-ed me out of the bathroom.

Within minutes, she re-appeared in the living room. To my horror, she was literally white!

She pronounced cheekily "Mummy, look! I am now just as fair as you....heehee "