Presents

N was all excited when daddy returned home from a business trip.

N " papa, where is my present?"
L " What present? " ( caught off guard)
N " you promised to buy me a present everytime you go for a trip!"

L " oh, ya. Of course, here you go "
N " What is this? "
L " Some honey. You like to drink honey, right?"
N " NO! I didnt ask you to buy honey!" (getting all red!)

L " Oh, how about some Manuka honey? or some calcium tablets? they are good for your bones" N " NO! No! No! I am so angry!!"

Those were stuff I "ordered" and L conveniently dished them out to N, hoping that she would accept any one of them in place of a real present - fat Hope! :)