Cruel honesty

The light was off and I lay quietly in bed with my SKII mask on. The kids came in after changing into their Pjs. E hopped right onto my bed and he freezed instantly.

E" Mummy. I smell something. What are you wearing? It is so SMELLY! "

Me " What? Smelly? I am using my facial mask"

E " Yucks! I am NOT sleeping with you tonight. You smell like stinky Skunk! Jie-jie, can I sleep with you?"

I was like err.....ya, I know it is not known for its fragrance but.....